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Everything in Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark, Kent

Leaflets in Noah's Ark

Half the Noah's Ark search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £100

What leaflets looks like round here

Folded or flat leaflets for door drops and events.

We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Noah's Ark businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "leaflets noah's ark"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Leaflets — the Noah's Ark map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Leaflets, and a word about Noah's Ark

You won't win Noah's Ark on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Noah's Ark process.

Real-world example

Example: Leaflets in Noah's Ark

Ashworth & Daughters — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 36

Enquiries / month

6.5s → 1.5s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Noah's Ark: Print Design

Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

BrochuresBusiness CardsExhibition DisplaysFlyersMenusPostersPresentation FoldersPrice ListsRoller BannersBusiness Websites

Leaflets without the Noah's Ark bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All print design
More print design

Brochures

Multi-page booklets that explain your services properly.

from £250More print design

Business Cards

Design plus print-ready files. We can arrange printing too.

from £75More print design

Exhibition Displays

Stands, backdrops and panels that draw a crowd.

from £300

Leaflets near Noah's Ark

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.