Noah's Ark, Kent
Price Lists in Noah's Ark
Nobody in Noah's Ark rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100
What price lists looks like round here
Clean layouts for services, products and treatments.
We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Noah's Ark businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "price lists noah's ark"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Price Lists — the Noah's Ark map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Price Lists, and a word about Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Noah's Ark business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Price Lists in Noah's Ark
Prendergast Trading — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 24
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Noah's Ark: Print Design
Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Price Lists without the Noah's Ark bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Price Lists near Noah's Ark
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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