
Noah's Ark, Kent
Monthly Social Content in Noah's Ark
Nobody in Noah's Ark rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200/mo
What monthly social content looks like round here
A batch of branded posts each month, ready to schedule.
We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Noah's Ark businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "monthly social content noah's ark"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Monthly Social Content — the Noah's Ark map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Monthly Social Content, and a word about Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Kent isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Noah's Ark business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Monthly Social Content in Noah's Ark
Bellamy Trading — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 23
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.4s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Noah's Ark: Social Media
Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Monthly Social Content without the Noah's Ark bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Monthly Social Content near Noah's Ark
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.
- Monthly Social Content in Kemsingnext door
- Monthly Social Content in Seal1 km
- Monthly Social Content in Greatness2 km
- Monthly Social Content in Heaverham2 km
- Monthly Social Content in Wildernesse2 km
- Monthly Social Content in Styants Bottom2 km
- Monthly Social Content in Otford3 km
- Monthly Social Content in Godden Green3 km
- Monthly Social Content in Romney Street3 km
- Monthly Social Content in Bitchet Green4 km
- Monthly Social Content in Knatts Valley4 km
- Monthly Social Content in Ightham Common4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


