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Technical SEO in Noah's Ark

Nobody in Noah's Ark rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £350

What technical seo looks like round here

Fix the boring behind-the-scenes stuff that stops Google liking you.

We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Noah's Ark businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "technical seo noah's ark"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Technical SEO — the Noah's Ark map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Technical SEO, and a word about Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Noah's Ark. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Noah's Ark business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Technical SEO in Noah's Ark

Whitlock & Co — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 67

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.8s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£1200

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Noah's Ark: SEO

Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOWebsite AuditsBusiness Websites

Technical SEO without the Noah's Ark bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Page SEO

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Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

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Technical SEO near Noah's Ark

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.