Noah's Ark, Kent
Website Audits in Noah's Ark
Your competitors in Noah's Ark are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Noah's Ark businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits noah's ark"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Noah's Ark map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Noah's Ark
You won't win Noah's Ark on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Noah's Ark job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Noah's Ark
Okafor Ltd — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 27
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Noah's Ark: SEO
Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Noah's Ark bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Noah's Ark
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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