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Everything in Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark, Kent

Website Hosting in Noah's Ark

Half the Noah's Ark search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £15/mo

What website hosting looks like round here

Fast UK hosting with SSL, backups and no mystery invoices.

We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Noah's Ark businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website hosting noah's ark"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Hosting — the Noah's Ark map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Hosting, and a word about Noah's Ark

You won't win Noah's Ark on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Noah's Ark job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Hosting in Noah's Ark

Rowntree Ltd — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 74

Enquiries / month

9.6s → 1.7s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Noah's Ark: Website Design

Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite MaintenanceWebsite Redesigns

Website Hosting without the Noah's Ark bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All website design
More website design

Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Website Hosting near Noah's Ark

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.