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Everything in Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark, Kent

Website Maintenance in Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £75/mo

What website maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups and someone to call when it breaks.

We work with Noah's Ark businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Noah's Ark businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website maintenance noah's ark"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Maintenance — the Noah's Ark map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Noah's Ark is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Maintenance, and a word about Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Noah's Ark, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Noah's Ark process.

Real-world example

Example: Website Maintenance in Noah's Ark

Merriman & Sons — Noah's Ark. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 56

Enquiries / month

8.6s → 1.6s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£2100

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Noah's Ark: Website Design

Everything below has its own Noah's Ark page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesPortfolio WebsitesTrades WebsitesWebsite HostingWebsite Redesigns

Website Maintenance without the Noah's Ark bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All website design
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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Website Maintenance near Noah's Ark

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Noah's Ark town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.