
North Side, Gateshead
Cover Photos in North Side
Your competitors in North Side are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £50
What cover photos looks like round here
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
We work with North Side businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why North Side businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "cover photos north side"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Cover Photos — the North Side map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where North Side is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Cover Photos, and a word about North Side
You won't win North Side on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Gateshead isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the North Side process.
Real-world example
Example: Cover Photos in North Side
Kowalczyk Bros — North Side. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 31
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in North Side: Social Media
Everything below has its own North Side page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Cover Photos without the North Side bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Facebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from North Side town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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