North Side, Gateshead
Custom Engraving in North Side
Half the North Side search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £50
What custom engraving looks like round here
Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.
We work with North Side businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why North Side businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "custom engraving north side"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Custom Engraving — the North Side map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where North Side is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Custom Engraving, and a word about North Side
You won't win North Side on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Gateshead isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the North Side process.
Real-world example
Example: Custom Engraving in North Side
Hargreaves & Daughters — North Side. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 26
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in North Side: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own North Side page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Custom Engraving without the North Side bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Custom Engraving near North Side
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from North Side town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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