
Ockham, Surrey
Social Media in Ockham
Nobody in Ockham rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Ockham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Ockham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media ockham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Ockham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ockham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Ockham
Ockham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Ockham job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Ockham
Okafor Ltd — Ockham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 62
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Ockham: Services
Everything below has its own Ockham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Ockham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Ockham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Ockham town centre.
- Social Media in Elm Corner1 km
- Social Media in Martyr's Green2 km
- Social Media in Hatchford2 km
- Social Media in May's Green2 km
- Social Media in Wisley3 km
- Social Media in Grove Heath3 km
- Social Media in East Horsley3 km
- Social Media in Downside4 km
- Social Media in Burntcommon4 km
- Social Media in Pyrford4 km
- Social Media in Sendmarsh4 km
- Social Media in West Horsley4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


