Odd Down, Bath and North East Somerset
Slate Carving in Odd Down
Your competitors in Odd Down are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Odd Down businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Odd Down businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving odd down"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Odd Down map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Odd Down is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Odd Down
You won't win Odd Down on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Odd Down business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Odd Down
Merriman & Sons — Odd Down. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Odd Down: Services
Everything below has its own Odd Down page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Odd Down bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Odd Down
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Odd Down town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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