Old Beat, Devon
Slate Carving in Old Beat
Your competitors in Old Beat are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Old Beat businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Beat businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving old beat"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Old Beat map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Beat is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Old Beat
You won't win Old Beat on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Old Beat. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Old Beat business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Old Beat
Merriman & Sons — Old Beat. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 41
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Old Beat: Services
Everything below has its own Old Beat page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Old Beat bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Old Beat
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Beat town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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