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Old Down, South Gloucestershire

Garden Signs in Old Down

Half the Old Down search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £55

What garden signs looks like round here

Slate markers and labels for gardens and allotments.

We work with Old Down businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Old Down businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "garden signs old down"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Garden Signs — the Old Down map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Down is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Garden Signs, and a word about Old Down

You won't win Old Down on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Old Down are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Old Down business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Garden Signs in Old Down

Prendergast Trading — Old Down. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 22

Enquiries / month

7.5s → 1.4s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Old Down: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Old Down page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Garden Signs without the Old Down bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Garden Signs near Old Down

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Down town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.