
Old Down, South Gloucestershire
Slate Carving in Old Down
Your competitors in Old Down are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Old Down businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Down businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving old down"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Old Down map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Down is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Old Down
You won't win Old Down on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Old Down process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Old Down
Merriman & Sons — Old Down. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 64
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Old Down: Services
Everything below has its own Old Down page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Old Down bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Old Down
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Down town centre.
- Slate Carving in Lower Hazelnext door
- Slate Carving in Tockington1 km
- Slate Carving in Rudgeway1 km
- Slate Carving in Alveston Down1 km
- Slate Carving in Olveston2 km
- Slate Carving in Alveston2 km
- Slate Carving in Elberton2 km
- Slate Carving in Woodhouse Down2 km
- Slate Carving in Awkley3 km
- Slate Carving in Littleton-upon-Severn3 km
- Slate Carving in Thornbury3 km
- Slate Carving in Ingst4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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