Old Ford, Greater London
Slate Carving in Old Ford
Nobody in Old Ford rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Old Ford businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Ford businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving old ford"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Old Ford map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Ford is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Old Ford
Old Ford is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Old Ford. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Old Ford process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Old Ford
Merriman & Sons — Old Ford. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 44
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Old Ford: Services
Everything below has its own Old Ford page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Old Ford bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Old Ford
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Ford town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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