Old Kea, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Old Kea
Nobody in Old Kea rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Old Kea businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Kea businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving old kea"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Old Kea map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Kea is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Old Kea
Old Kea is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Old Kea are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Old Kea business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Old Kea
Whitlock & Co — Old Kea. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 70
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.8s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Old Kea: Services
Everything below has its own Old Kea page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Old Kea bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Old Kea
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Kea town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Calenick3 km
- Slate Carving in Penelewey3 km
- Slate Carving in Playing Place3 km
- Slate Carving in Kea3 km
- Slate Carving in Goonpiper3 km
- Slate Carving in Lamorran3 km
- Slate Carving in Truro3 km
- Slate Carving in Merther4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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