Old Malden, Greater London
Facebook Setup in Old Malden
Old Malden isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What facebook setup looks like round here
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
We work with Old Malden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Malden businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "facebook setup old malden"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Facebook Setup — the Old Malden map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Malden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Facebook Setup, and a word about Old Malden
Old Malden is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Greater London isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Old Malden, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Old Malden business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Facebook Setup in Old Malden
Bellamy Trading — Old Malden. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 69
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Old Malden: Social Media
Everything below has its own Old Malden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Facebook Setup without the Old Malden bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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