Old Oscott, City and Borough of Birmingham
Slate Carving in Old Oscott
Your competitors in Old Oscott are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Old Oscott businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Oscott businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving old oscott"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Old Oscott map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Oscott is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Old Oscott
You won't win Old Oscott on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Old Oscott. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Old Oscott job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Old Oscott
Duffy & Sons — Old Oscott. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 60
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Old Oscott: Services
Everything below has its own Old Oscott page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Old Oscott bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Old Oscott
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Oscott town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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