Old Swan, Liverpool
Slate Carving in Old Swan
Old Swan isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Old Swan businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Swan businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving old swan"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 15,596 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Old Swan map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Swan is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Old Swan
Old Swan runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Old Swan, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Old Swan job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Old Swan
Merriman & Sons — Old Swan. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Old Swan: Services
Everything below has its own Old Swan page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Old Swan bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Old Swan
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Swan town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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