Old Walker, Newcastle upon Tyne
Slate Carving in Old Walker
Half the Old Walker search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Old Walker businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Walker businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving old walker"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Old Walker map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Walker is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Old Walker
You won't win Old Walker on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Old Walker job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Old Walker
Merriman & Sons — Old Walker. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 27
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Old Walker: Services
Everything below has its own Old Walker page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Old Walker bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Old Walker
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Walker town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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