
Old Woodhouses, Shropshire
Slate Carving in Old Woodhouses
Your competitors in Old Woodhouses are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Old Woodhouses businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Woodhouses businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving old woodhouses"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Old Woodhouses map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Woodhouses is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Old Woodhouses
You won't win Old Woodhouses on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Old Woodhouses process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Old Woodhouses
Bellamy Trading — Old Woodhouses. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 25
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Old Woodhouses: Services
Everything below has its own Old Woodhouses page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Old Woodhouses bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Old Woodhouses
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Woodhouses town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Pinsley Green4 km
- Slate Carving in Wirswall4 km
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- Slate Carving in Ightfield5 km
- Slate Carving in Heathlane5 km
- Slate Carving in Wrenbury5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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