Old Woods, Shropshire
Slate Carving in Old Woods
Your competitors in Old Woods are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Old Woods businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Woods businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving old woods"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Old Woods map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Woods is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Old Woods
You won't win Old Woods on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Old Woods business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Old Woods
Fitzgerald Services — Old Woods. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 55
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.2s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Old Woods: Services
Everything below has its own Old Woods page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Old Woods bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Old Woods
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Woods town centre.
- Slate Carving in Walford Heathnext door
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- Slate Carving in Yeaton2 km
- Slate Carving in Fitz3 km
- Slate Carving in Walford3 km
- Slate Carving in Prescott3 km
- Slate Carving in Forton Heath3 km
- Slate Carving in Baschurch3 km
- Slate Carving in Dunnsheath3 km
- Slate Carving in Myddlewood4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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