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Old Woods, Shropshire

Wedding Gifts in Old Woods

Half the Old Woods search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £65

What wedding gifts looks like round here

Personalised slate gifts for weddings and anniversaries.

We work with Old Woods businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Old Woods businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "wedding gifts old woods"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Wedding Gifts — the Old Woods map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Woods is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Wedding Gifts, and a word about Old Woods

You won't win Old Woods on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Shropshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Old Woods process.

Real-world example

Example: Wedding Gifts in Old Woods

Kaur & Co — Old Woods. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 52

Enquiries / month

7.2s → 1.8s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£2150

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Old Woods: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Old Woods page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial Plaques

Wedding Gifts without the Old Woods bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Wedding Gifts near Old Woods

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Woods town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.