Oldwich Lane, Solihull
Slate Carving in Oldwich Lane
Oldwich Lane isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Oldwich Lane businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Oldwich Lane businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving oldwich lane"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Oldwich Lane map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Oldwich Lane is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Oldwich Lane
Oldwich Lane is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Oldwich Lane are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Oldwich Lane, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Oldwich Lane business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Oldwich Lane
Merriman & Sons — Oldwich Lane. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 60
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Oldwich Lane: Services
Everything below has its own Oldwich Lane page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Oldwich Lane bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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