Oliver's Battery, Hampshire
House Signs in Oliver's Battery
Nobody in Oliver's Battery rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with Oliver's Battery businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Oliver's Battery businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs oliver's battery"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the Oliver's Battery map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Oliver's Battery is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about Oliver's Battery
Oliver's Battery is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Oliver's Battery business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in Oliver's Battery
Merriman & Sons — Oliver's Battery. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 39
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Oliver's Battery: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Oliver's Battery page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the Oliver's Battery bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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