
Orchard Portman, Somerset
Blog Writing in Orchard Portman
Half the Orchard Portman search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/post
What blog writing looks like round here
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
We work with Orchard Portman businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Orchard Portman businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "blog writing orchard portman"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Blog Writing — the Orchard Portman map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Orchard Portman is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Blog Writing, and a word about Orchard Portman
You won't win Orchard Portman on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Orchard Portman process.
Real-world example
Example: Blog Writing in Orchard Portman
Ashworth & Daughters — Orchard Portman. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 66
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Orchard Portman: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Orchard Portman page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Blog Writing without the Orchard Portman bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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