Orchard Portman, Somerset
Email Copy in Orchard Portman
Orchard Portman isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Orchard Portman businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Orchard Portman businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy orchard portman"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Orchard Portman map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Orchard Portman is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Orchard Portman
Orchard Portman is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Orchard Portman, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Orchard Portman business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Orchard Portman
Kaur & Co — Orchard Portman. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 69
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
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Everything below has its own Orchard Portman page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Orchard Portman bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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