
Orchard Portman, Somerset
Facebook Setup in Orchard Portman
Orchard Portman isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What facebook setup looks like round here
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
We work with Orchard Portman businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Orchard Portman businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "facebook setup orchard portman"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Facebook Setup — the Orchard Portman map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Orchard Portman is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Facebook Setup, and a word about Orchard Portman
Orchard Portman is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Orchard Portman. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Orchard Portman, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Orchard Portman business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Facebook Setup in Orchard Portman
Prendergast Trading — Orchard Portman. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 43
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Orchard Portman: Social Media
Everything below has its own Orchard Portman page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Facebook Setup without the Orchard Portman bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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