
Orchard Portman, Somerset
Website Audits in Orchard Portman
Orchard Portman isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Orchard Portman businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Orchard Portman businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits orchard portman"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Orchard Portman map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Orchard Portman is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Orchard Portman
Orchard Portman is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Orchard Portman. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Orchard Portman, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Orchard Portman business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Orchard Portman
Prendergast Trading — Orchard Portman. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 30
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Orchard Portman: SEO
Everything below has its own Orchard Portman page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Orchard Portman bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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