
Ordie, Aberdeenshire
Monthly Social Content in Ordie
Half the Ordie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200/mo
What monthly social content looks like round here
A batch of branded posts each month, ready to schedule.
We work with Ordie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Ordie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "monthly social content ordie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Monthly Social Content — the Ordie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ordie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Monthly Social Content, and a word about Ordie
You won't win Ordie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Ordie process.
Real-world example
Example: Monthly Social Content in Ordie
Merriman & Sons — Ordie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Ordie: Social Media
Everything below has its own Ordie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Monthly Social Content without the Ordie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Monthly Social Content near Ordie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Ordie town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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