
Ordie, Aberdeenshire
Social Media in Ordie
Ordie isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Ordie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Ordie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media ordie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Ordie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ordie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Ordie
Ordie is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Ordie. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Ordie, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Ordie process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Ordie
Hargreaves & Daughters — Ordie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 28
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Ordie: Services
Everything below has its own Ordie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Ordie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Ordie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Ordie town centre.
- Social Media in Meikle Kinord2 km
- Social Media in Dinnet3 km
- Social Media in Coldstone4 km
- Social Media in Tarland4 km
- Social Media in Coynach4 km
- Social Media in Cambus o' May5 km
- Social Media in Migvie5 km
- Social Media in Glen Tanar6 km
- Social Media in Coull6 km
- Social Media in Ballaterich7 km
- Social Media in Pannanich7 km
- Social Media in Birsemore8 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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