Orphir, Orkney Islands
Business Consultancy in Orphir
Half the Orphir search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99/hr
What business consultancy looks like round here
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
We work with Orphir businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Orphir businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business consultancy orphir"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Consultancy — the Orphir map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Orphir is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Consultancy, and a word about Orphir
You won't win Orphir on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Orphir are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Orphir job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Consultancy in Orphir
Delaney Group — Orphir. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 49
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.1s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Orphir: Business Growth
Everything below has its own Orphir page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Consultancy without the Orphir bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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