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Paradis, Guernsey

LinkedIn Setup in Paradis

Half the Paradis search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £99

What linkedin setup looks like round here

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

We work with Paradis businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Paradis businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "linkedin setup paradis"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

LinkedIn Setup — the Paradis map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Paradis is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

LinkedIn Setup, and a word about Paradis

You won't win Paradis on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Guernsey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Paradis job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: LinkedIn Setup in Paradis

Pemberton Bros — Paradis. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 18

Enquiries / month

9.4s → 1.3s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1200

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Paradis: Social Media

Everything below has its own Paradis page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

LinkedIn Setup without the Paradis bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

LinkedIn Setup near Paradis

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Paradis town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.