
Parchey, Somerset
Brand Guidelines in Parchey
Nobody in Parchey rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Parchey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Parchey businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines parchey"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Parchey map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Parchey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Parchey
Parchey is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Parchey business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Parchey
Fitzgerald Services — Parchey. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 26
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.2s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Parchey: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Parchey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Parchey bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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