Parchey, Somerset
Brand Identity in Parchey
Half the Parchey search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Parchey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Parchey businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity parchey"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Parchey map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Parchey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Parchey
You won't win Parchey on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Parchey process.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Parchey
Okafor Ltd — Parchey. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 69
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Parchey: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Parchey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Parchey bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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