Patch, Sligo
Social Media in Patch
Half the Patch search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Patch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media patch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Patch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Patch
You won't win Patch on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Patch are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patch job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Patch
Okafor Ltd — Patch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 44
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Patch: Services
Everything below has its own Patch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Patch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Patch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patch town centre.
- Social Media in Cannaghanallynext door
- Social Media in Owenbeg2 km
- Social Media in Dromore West2 km
- Social Media in Ballymeeny3 km
- Social Media in Carrowmably3 km
- Social Media in Bellafarney3 km
- Social Media in Charlesfort3 km
- Social Media in Killeenduff4 km
- Social Media in Altans4 km
- Social Media in Cuffs Town5 km
- Social Media in Doonbeakin5 km
- Social Media in Cloonycarney6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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