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Patcham, Brighton and Hove

Cover Photos in Patcham

Patcham isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £50

What cover photos looks like round here

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

We work with Patcham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Patcham businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "cover photos patcham"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Cover Photos — the Patcham map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patcham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Cover Photos, and a word about Patcham

Patcham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Patcham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patcham job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Cover Photos in Patcham

Whitlock & Co — Patcham. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 42

Enquiries / month

9.2s → 1.8s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1400

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Patcham: Social Media

Everything below has its own Patcham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Facebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Cover Photos without the Patcham bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Cover Photos near Patcham

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patcham town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.