Patcham, Brighton and Hove
Website Audits in Patcham
Half the Patcham search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Patcham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patcham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits patcham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Patcham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patcham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Patcham
You won't win Patcham on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Brighton and Hove isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Patcham process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Patcham
Ashworth & Daughters — Patcham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 18
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Patcham: SEO
Everything below has its own Patcham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Patcham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Patcham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patcham town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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