Patching, West Sussex
Social Media in Patching
Your competitors in Patching are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Patching businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patching businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media patching"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Patching map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patching is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Patching
You won't win Patching on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in West Sussex isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patching job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Patching
Kowalczyk Bros — Patching. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 42
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Patching: Services
Everything below has its own Patching page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Patching bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Patching
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patching town centre.
- Social Media in Hammerpot2 km
- Social Media in Angmering3 km
- Social Media in Hangleton3 km
- Social Media in High Salvington3 km
- Social Media in Findon4 km
- Social Media in Fox Lea4 km
- Social Media in Nepcote4 km
- Social Media in Salvington4 km
- Social Media in East Preston4 km
- Social Media in Poling4 km
- Social Media in Goring-by-Sea5 km
- Social Media in Wepham5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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