
Patchole, Devon
House Signs in Patchole
Patchole isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with Patchole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patchole businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs patchole"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the Patchole map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patchole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about Patchole
Patchole is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Patchole. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Patchole, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Patchole business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in Patchole
Kaur & Co — Patchole. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 22
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.8s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Patchole: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Patchole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the Patchole bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
House Signs near Patchole
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patchole town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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