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Patrington, East Riding of Yorkshire

Website Audits in Patrington

Your competitors in Patrington are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Patrington businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Patrington businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits patrington"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 1,501 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Patrington map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patrington is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Patrington

You won't win Patrington on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Patrington. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patrington job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Patrington

Hargreaves & Daughters — Patrington. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 45

Enquiries / month

8.8s → 1.5s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Patrington: SEO

Everything below has its own Patrington page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Patrington bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Patrington

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patrington town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.