
Pempwell, Cornwall
Social Media in Pempwell
Your competitors in Pempwell are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Pempwell businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pempwell businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media pempwell"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Pempwell map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pempwell is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Pempwell
You won't win Pempwell on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Pempwell. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Pempwell business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Pempwell
Rowntree Ltd — Pempwell. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 47
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Pempwell: Services
Everything below has its own Pempwell page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Pempwell bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Pempwell
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pempwell town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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