Pen-y-ffordd, County of Flintshire
Slate Carving in Pen-y-ffordd
Nobody in Pen-y-ffordd rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Pen-y-ffordd businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pen-y-ffordd businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving pen-y-ffordd"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Pen-y-ffordd map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pen-y-ffordd is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Pen-y-ffordd
Pen-y-ffordd is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Pen-y-ffordd business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Pen-y-ffordd
Okafor Ltd — Pen-y-ffordd. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 51
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Pen-y-ffordd: Services
Everything below has its own Pen-y-ffordd page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Pen-y-ffordd bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Pen-y-ffordd
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pen-y-ffordd town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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