
Pen-y-lan, Cardiff
Slate Carving in Pen-y-lan
Nobody in Pen-y-lan rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Pen-y-lan businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pen-y-lan businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving pen-y-lan"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Pen-y-lan map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pen-y-lan is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Pen-y-lan
Pen-y-lan is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pen-y-lan process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Pen-y-lan
Delaney Group — Pen-y-lan. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 34
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Pen-y-lan: Services
Everything below has its own Pen-y-lan page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Pen-y-lan bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Pen-y-lan
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pen-y-lan town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Roath Park2 km
- Slate Carving in Adamsdown2 km
- Slate Carving in Cyncoed2 km
- Slate Carving in Pengam2 km
- Slate Carving in Splot2 km
- Slate Carving in Blackweir2 km
- Slate Carving in Cathays Park2 km
- Slate Carving in Rumney2 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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