Pen-y-Pound, Monmouthshire
Slate Carving in Pen-y-Pound
Your competitors in Pen-y-Pound are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Pen-y-Pound businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pen-y-Pound businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving pen-y-pound"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Pen-y-Pound map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pen-y-Pound is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Pen-y-Pound
You won't win Pen-y-Pound on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Pen-y-Pound business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Pen-y-Pound
Pemberton Bros — Pen-y-Pound. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 43
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Pen-y-Pound: Services
Everything below has its own Pen-y-Pound page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Pen-y-Pound bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Pen-y-Pound
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pen-y-Pound town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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