Penge and Cator, Greater London
Website Audits in Penge and Cator
Penge and Cator isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Penge and Cator businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Penge and Cator businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits penge and cator"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Penge and Cator map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Penge and Cator is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Penge and Cator
Penge and Cator is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Greater London isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Penge and Cator, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Penge and Cator job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Penge and Cator
Okafor Ltd — Penge and Cator. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 51
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Penge and Cator: SEO
Everything below has its own Penge and Cator page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Penge and Cator bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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