Pharaoh's Island, Surrey
Facebook Setup in Pharaoh's Island
Half the Pharaoh's Island search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What facebook setup looks like round here
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
We work with Pharaoh's Island businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pharaoh's Island businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "facebook setup pharaoh's island"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Facebook Setup — the Pharaoh's Island map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pharaoh's Island is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Facebook Setup, and a word about Pharaoh's Island
You won't win Pharaoh's Island on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Pharaoh's Island are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Pharaoh's Island job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Facebook Setup in Pharaoh's Island
Ashworth & Daughters — Pharaoh's Island. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 32
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Pharaoh's Island: Social Media
Everything below has its own Pharaoh's Island page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Facebook Setup without the Pharaoh's Island bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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