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Pheasants, Buckinghamshire

Website Audits in Pheasants

Nobody in Pheasants rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Pheasants businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Pheasants businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits pheasants"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Pheasants map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pheasants is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Pheasants

Pheasants is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Pheasants. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Pheasants job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Pheasants

Okafor Ltd — Pheasants. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 64

Enquiries / month

6.7s → 1.7s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1300

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Pheasants: SEO

Everything below has its own Pheasants page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Pheasants bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Pheasants

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pheasants town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.