
Pitcox, East Lothian
Slate Carving in Pitcox
Pitcox isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Pitcox businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pitcox businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving pitcox"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Pitcox map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pitcox is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Pitcox
Pitcox is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in East Lothian isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Pitcox, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pitcox process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Pitcox
Okafor Ltd — Pitcox. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 70
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Pitcox: Services
Everything below has its own Pitcox page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Pitcox bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Pitcox
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pitcox town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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