Pitses, Borough of Oldham
Pub Signs in Pitses
Half the Pitses search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What pub signs looks like round here
Traditional carved slate signs for pubs and inns.
We work with Pitses businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pitses businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "pub signs pitses"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Pub Signs — the Pitses map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pitses is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Pub Signs, and a word about Pitses
You won't win Pitses on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pitses process.
Real-world example
Example: Pub Signs in Pitses
Rowntree Ltd — Pitses. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 26
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Pitses: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Pitses page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Pub Signs without the Pitses bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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